You guys are a bunch of ungrateful whiny-ass titty-baby Luddites. Seriously. You should have stopped us while you still had a chance. The Age of Privacy is Over. WE PWN YOU...
...Once again, we're giving you notice and beginning the process ofignoringlistening to your feedback... Here are some of the biggest updates...
- Enhanced Login...
- Premium Accounts...
- Richer Profiles...
- Enhanced Presence...
- Enhanced Identity...
...I know what's good for Facebook, I know what's good for America, I know what's good for the world, and I certainly I know what's good for you... better than you do. Arrogant? No. Just too big to fail. Look kids, it's my way or the highway.
More at the link: http://nihilister.com/fb-parody.php
P.S. In case it's not obvious, this is parody.
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