17 April 2007

New High-Tech Book License

This book is licensed for use only in a residential setting, for a one week period. The paper has been designed to disintegrate one week after the hermetically-sealed shrink wrapping is removed. This license gives one end user the right to read this book up to two times, but only under incandescent lighting. To optimize user enjoyment, the publisher has incorporated proprietary color correction technology into the paper, printing, and photos, and each version of the book is optimized for different viewing conditions. Other license versions are available (at additional cost to the user) for fluorescent, halogen, and daylight conditions. There is also a commercial license version available which allows the book to be read away from your primary residence. This book, in all of its versions, editions, forms, and instantiations, remains the property of the publisher.

Copyright ©2007 Media Industry Interests, L.L.C. All Rights Reserved. Media Industry Interests, L.L.C., is a trademark of Media Industry Interests, L.L.C., in the USA and other countries.

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